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Ok, so after browsing these very brief forums, I decided to make a little more enjoyable...no offense to the dudes and dudettes who put it together. Anyways, here we tell some good jokes, did you get it off a website, maybe from a friend, or heck, maybe off the servers, wherever, post it here, so we can all hear it, let us: LAFAO or Laugh our f**king a*ses off. Ill start off with 2: A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen." Number 2 is what I encountered today(<--and that isnt it, lmao): (EpicGamer died in lava) 21AB: dumbass 21AB: You know lava hurts. OddTech: So does love, but people do it anyways. Ha, now wasnt that funny, no? Well you do better and give us all a laugh. | |
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A person in his car comes out a donut shop, gets into his car, Drives around the corner a bit too fast. A cop pulls him over and asks "Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over Today Sir?". The Guy responds by saying "Because You Smelled My Donuts". The cop ends up laughing and taking his donuts as a bribe | |
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Here's one i remembered: So these 3 guys are taking a trip to Sacramento, California. So they got their plane tickets and went on the plane. when they got on the plane the pilot told them to NOT throw anything out of the windows. So they agreed and they went off. the first guy finds a pencil, woders what to do with it he asked guy number 2 and he said to throw it out the window so he does. The second guy finished his apple and wondered how he can get rid of the core he ask guy number 1 and he said to throw it out the window so he does. The third guy finds a grenade..... Panicking he throws it out the window. when they arrived at Sacramento, they were walking and they came across a man holding his eye. Guy number 1 came up to him and asked, "What happened?" and the guy answered, "I was walking and i looked up and a pencil hit me in the eye" so they kept walking, and they came across a man holding his head. Guy number 2 came up to him and asked "What happened?" and the guy answered, "I was walking and an apple core hit me in the head". Feeling sorry for those people they kept walking, and they came across a man holding his stomach laughing his ass off. So they all asked, "What happened!?" and he answered, "hehe i farted and that building blew up!!!!" | |
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Lol, oh god, thats funny. ^^ | |
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Site Owner Posts: 115 | Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze." The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says, "A circumcision." "Whoa!" the second kid replies. "Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year." | |
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Site Owner Posts: 115 | A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference was between hypothetically and realistically... so he asked his dad. His dad said, "Well, go ask your mom if she would sleep with the mail man for $1,000,000. He went and asked and came back and said, "She said yes". "Well", said the dad, "Go ask your sister the same question." He did and came back and said, "She said yes." And the dad said, "Now go ask your brother the same thing." He did and came back and said, "He said yes too!" And the dad said, "Well hypothetically we're sitting on three million dollars, realistically we're living with 2 whores and a fag! | |
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