Drip's Freebuild

I NEED A GAME TO PLAY. MANY FAIL TO IMPRESS ME.

Uh… Hi.

Yeah, that’s it.

http://armorgames.com/user/troopdude

(armor games)

^My ArmorGames account. I’m sure you’ve heard of it.

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Here’s a memory game.

1 hen

2 ducks

3 squawking geese

4 limerick oysters

5 corpulent porpoises

6 pairs of Don Alvairzo’s tweezers

7 thousand macedonians in full battle array

8 brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of egypt

9…….. apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic, old men on roller skates, with a marked (mark-ed) propensity towards procrastination and sloth

10…….. lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep who haul quay around the quo of the quivvy of the quarry, ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

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MAGIC TRICK!

1) Pick a number 1 through 10.

2) Correspond that number to a letter. (1=A, 2=B, 3=C, etc…)

3) Think of an animal that starts with that letter.

4) Take the last letter of that animal and think of a color.

5) Write that color down on a sheet of paper so you don’t forget.

6) Now make a wish!

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7) Look at the color you wrote down and look at the second letter of it.

Now open the palm of the hand that you write with.

9) With the lines of your palm, does it form that letter?

OF COURSE NOT!

10) Now take that hand and hit your forehead for being such an idiot.

IMPOSSIBLE STATEMENT:

the line BELOW is true.

the line ABOVE is false.

(think about it.)

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You know you live in 2011 when…

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven’t played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy nodding and smiling to notice that there wasn’t a number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.